I'm Glad I'm A Man

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe...I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.

I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts...I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.

I won't spend hours deciding what to wear...I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.

I don't go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing...I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.

I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back...I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.

I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too, I know what the time is and I know what to do.

I honestly think its a privilege for me to have these two balls and stand when I pee.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure...I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see...I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.

I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true....I'm so glad I'm a man and not a skanky American woman like you.

All non-referred members must make a $50 donation to participate in our straight non-violent anti-feminist forum because of the attacks by homosexual males, bi-sexual males, feminist losers, cheap bastards, criminal college students, confused high-school students and misguided pro-Israel miscreants. We used to be a free forum but the fembots trashed it so much that we had to make it paid members only forum.

Our forum is for good people who have been put through the ringer by the psychotic, delusional, despicable and criminal feminist supporters.

We are one of the only heterosexual anti-feminist websites that refuses to let the criminal homosexuals and feminists bring us down.

Your race does not play a factor in becoming an AWS forum member as we have many different races as members. You do have to be a strict anti-feminist regardless of your race

After you read the free section of the forum for awhile you may click on the "buy now" button below should you decide to make a donation.

Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men??
A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!

Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door... which do you let in first?
A - The dog of course, at least he'll shut up once he's inside!

Q - What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells?
A - Pregnant

Q - What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A - Divorced

Quotes:

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed; second, it is violently opposed; and third, it is accepted as self-evident." -Arthur Schopenhauer

"I believe most American women are either consciously or unconsciously in cahoots with the devil." -AWS

Disclaimer:

This website is a reaction to the awful treatment I have received from American women for the last 24 years.