Rebuke The Sadistic Feminist Pig Bastards
I'm Glad I'm A Man
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe...I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts...I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear...I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.
I don't go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing...I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back...I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too, I know what the time is and I know what to do.
I honestly think its a privilege for me to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure...I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see...I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true....I'm so glad I'm a man and not a skanky American woman like you.
Are You A Real Man? Take This Quiz & Find Out!
99.9% Of The Single Women In This Country Are Not Even Marriageable
- Take away the women beyond the marriageable age (over 30)
- Take away the fat women
- Take away the ugly women
- Take away the psycho Zoloft / Prozac women
- Take away the raped women
- Take away the women with STDs / HIV
- Take away the women who can't cook
- Take away the women who already have kids
- You've eliminated 99.9% of the single women in this country.
Hazardous Materials Datasheet For Women
Element: Woman
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
Occurrence: Found in large quantities in urban areas with trace elements in outlying regions
Physical Properties
- Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
- Boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason.
- Melts if given special treatment.
- Bitter if used incorrectly.
- Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.
- Yields to pressure if expertly applied.
Chemical Properties
- Affinity to gold, silver, platinum and all precious stones.
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
- Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
- Greatly increased activity when saturated with alcohol.
- The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common Use
- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
- Can be a great aid to relaxation.
- Can be a very effective cleaning agent.
Tests
- Pure specimens turn bright pink when found in their natural state.
- Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
Hazards:
- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
- Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men??
A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door... which do you let in first?
A - The dog of course, at least he'll shut up once he's inside!
Q - What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells?
A - Pregnant
Q - What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A - Divorced
Quotes:
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed; second, it is violently opposed; and third, it is accepted as self-evident." -Arthur Schopenhauer
"I believe most American women are either consciously or unconsciously in cahoots with the devil." -AWS
Disclaimer:
This website is a reaction to the awful treatment I have received from American women for the last 24 years.